snowyenjolras:

*rides into battle on a gym class butt scooter*

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(via trust)


theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

(via sorry)




shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

(via pianocartoon)


chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

(via nippled)


(via gabite)


flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via sorry)


sopranish:

thehylianinthetardis:

Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

(via sorry)


plasticbagvevo:

me:

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you:

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(via sorry)


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chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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(via sorry)



sorry:

I could be living in the fiery pits of hell but I would still sleep with my duvet

(via sorry)


literatureorgasm:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

OMG reading the last comment ^ that’s hilarious.

This. This is what makes walking up in the morning meaningful. Seeing posts like this first thing.

literatureorgasm:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

twistedviper:

bitter-sweet-laugh:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

I’m pISIING

LOL

ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T

OMG reading the last comment ^ that’s hilarious.

This. This is what makes walking up in the morning meaningful. Seeing posts like this first thing.

(via itsbigbirdbitch)