airoehead:

yifflord:

would you rather date a person in their “RAWR :3 XD LOLOLOL TROLLED!!! .3.” phase
or drop raw onions in your eyes?

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im-a-walking-paradox:

yellowdm:

prettypussyprincess:

chocolate-socrates:

bruh is jit alive???

b r u h

THE FU C K IN THAT PILLOW??

BRUH DIED ON IMPACT

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titytwochainz:

remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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boom clap the sound of my ass


thatsmoderatelyraven:

what has this picture been through

thatsmoderatelyraven:

what has this picture been through


dude
me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)

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Being happy is a very personal thing—and it really has nothing to do with anyone else .
Abraham-Hicks, Getting Into the Vortex (via injection)

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likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

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bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

(via awkwardvagina)



jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via silentlyswimming)


nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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